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Mary: I want a micro piggie! I would name it "Punani", Because it's small.
-Everyone looks around awkwardly at each other.
Me: Mary you do know that "punani" is another word for vagina..
Mary: Wait...really?
Everyone: Really.
Mary: Because in Hawaii "pua" means small..or cute.
Tina: Yup. Exactly.
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dearhannahdarling asked: Can I just say Mexican and five guys sounds so delicious now I'm hungry~
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Ina →
trentarant: I freaking hate all of you. You’re all bragging about how you’re ready to get drunk. Stop. Theres no freaking way you can like not remembering the night before. There is NO way. I’m sick and tired of this world. You all rely on drinking and drugs to have fun. Why can’t we just enjoy living life…
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Inaniloquent: Why do you have to drink to have... →
trentarant: I freaking hate all of you. You’re all bragging about how you’re ready to get drunk. Stop. Theres no freaking way you can like not remembering the night before. There is NO way. I’m sick and tired of this world. You all rely on drinking and drugs to have fun. Why can’t we just enjoy living life… This^^
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commasplices asked: meeee
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Mexican and Five Guys
This is all I seriously want in life right now. I just want to sit in my bed, eating a taco, and a burger, and cuddling with someone while we watch xMen on Netflix. Who would like to join? 
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toocooltobehipster: so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange uh huh right right ok wait what the fuck is that in the corner hOLY SHIT o hmy god???
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i can't sleep when my best friend is in the room...
because society tells her, and has convinced her that she’s ugly and unloved. it disgusts me what society has done to people. i seriously want to vomit. some people are complete dicks. i hate everyone. my best friend shouldn’t have to cry herself to sleep. she is a magnificent, wonderful, beautiful person, inside and out. and it honestly sickens me that no one but me can see that. i...
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i feel like a shitty friend.
i always do when this happens. it makes me feel like complete crap because I can’t do anything about it. I can’t make others see what I see. It really sucks. 
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toholdtheuniverse: bby ders a shrk in da w8r
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can we just get chinese food and cuddle? the kind...
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Sphincters.
Hailey: Sphincter faries.
Mary: Sphincter. What is a sphincter?
Hailey: Your butthole.
Mary: Oh.
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Mary and Hailey's typical Friday/Saturday.
Expectations: Reality:
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Someone's hungry...
Hailey: *looking at laptop screen* Oh baby come to me...
Me: What?
Hailey: *Turns laptop. There's a picture of Chinese food on the screen.*
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lucifersmother: I just wanted to copy Katie
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Guide to life: Mary and Hailey edition.
Having a bad day? Having boy troubles? Fighting with parents, siblings, or friends? Don’t give a fuck about anything? Your WoW is lagging?  This is the guide to life. When something in life blocks you from having fun,
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LIGHTS // In The Dark I See
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You're a butthole.
I’m only 16 so I know my opinion doesn’t matter, but you’re a straight up asshole.
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