September 2010
I've missed this feeling
Bed time.
Goodnight<3
August 2010
I feel cool for saying this.
Me: Momma you hear this??
Tina: Yeah.
Me: It's Owl City, and this song is gonna be in the movie Legends of the Guardian!
Tina: Oh! OWL City, and it's the OWL movie!
Me: IT'S AMAZING AND SUCH BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST EVER C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR.
Diarrhea + Period + Puke
I feel like hell.
Baylie: how do dogs masturbate?
Me: baylie they don't masturbate...
Baylie: OMG THOSE POOR DOGS!!
“Yo yo yo her name is Hailey Elizabeth Mcquay, with her brown hair lazy eyed...”
– HUNTER MOTHER FUCKING DRENTH<3
Savannah should come over.
Savannah: I miss your big ass dogs and eating all of your food and listening to you vomit.
Tina: You better not be vomiting anymore..
Me: I love Savannah:)
Tina: You're suppost to say "I don't momma"
Me: "I don't momma"
Tina: Be truthful...
Me: Kay I don't as much.
Tina: Hailey D:
Me: Whats on the adgenda today?
Tina: I'mma go take a shit and clean the house.
Savannah: WHADDA WOMAN:)
Dirty Heads
I forgot how much I love them<3
:|
So I woke up this morning.
Got a shower.
Did my makeup.
Did my hair.
Went to get dressed, and the shirt I wanted was in the washer. Fml.
Outside waiting for the bus I remembered my binder on my bed.
Ran up the driveway.
Ran to the door.
Door was locked.
Ran down the driveway, retrieved keys.
Ran up drive way, once more.
Ran in the house.
Ran up stairs.
Got shit I...
Rob. Fuck you.
Tina: Hailey! You're not suppost to eat that 'till tomorrow!!
Me: I wanted a bite.
Rob: ewww dude no. Stop.
Tina: Hailey honey I don't want you over eating and getting sick!!
Me: IM ONLY HAVING ONE FLIPPING BITE.
Rob: see there you go. She had a bite. Now put the fork down.
Tina: Rob, hold your tongue.
Rob: if you ask me, it was one bite too many. Now go throw up like you usually do.
Tina: ROB!
Hailey: Thanks Dad. Love you too.
Tina: good job Rob. Now we won't see her for the rest of the night.
Me: Night mom. I love /you/.
Tina: say goodnight to your dad.
Hailey: pass. Bye.
-fin.
So you've seen "worlds biggest zit", right?
Tina has one on her chest. And it makes me happy.
Pissing off Nick Barrs is fun:) I sent him this:
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3...
I keep sending this to Nick Barrs:
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Dumbbitch.
Tina: Hailey I'm buying you a new TrueNorth shirt.
Me: Kay mom.
Tina: I think a medium? Look at how it would fit. Be a little baggy but you'd fill it.
Me: You know it's funny, because you're forgetting that I'm losing weight.
Tina: ....go wait in the car.
Me: Nahh I'll find Jarvis.;)
"Hailey, if you don't wake up, I'm taking your...
ITS BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GO TO FUCKING CHURCH ISNT IT. YOU GOD DAMN BITCH.
I TOTALLY JUST REMEMBERED THAT MATTHEW BOUGHT ME...
So now I can fulfil some of my cravings.
My day:
Woke up at 9 and got ready for brunch with the girls, at Haley’s house.
Didn’t leave Haley’s ‘till about 3:45ish.
Came home, and fell asleep at 4:15.
Didn’t wake up for a few hours, when Tina walks in and tells me to clean.
Fuck that. I slept more.
Woke up, and craved Taco Bell.
Layed on my bed for a few...
So Tina walks in my room,
Tina: THIS IS A TERRIBLE MOVIE!
Me: Why's that again?
Tina: Eff this! Eff that! Eff everything! Masturbation with a showerhead!? What the heck?!
Me: HELLO DADDY! HELLO MOM! I'M YOUR CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHERRYBOMB!
Tina: You'd look cute with Joan Jett's hair.
Me: mmmmmm. Kaymom.
My day.
Hmm.
Today was a good day.
Before school:
•Casey gave me my stingray :)
•Me, Baylie, Skyler, and Mandi talked:)
•Erin occasionally popped her head in every now and again.
•I like mornings.
1st period:
•Talked to Meghan.
•Went to the computer lab and got no work done.
2nd:
•Quiz. Passed.
•I fucking hate that class.
3rd:
•Quiz. Passed.
•Talked to Chloe and Abbie....
Heh heh heh :3
Oh don’t mind me I’m watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn’t it messed up how I’m just dying to be him?
Mmmm. Fall Out Boy :]
I like
Laying on my bed.
In the dark.
With nothing on but a bra, and pants.
Watching the Powerpuff Girls.
Hi my names Hailey and I have a lazy eye.
You’ll be able to tell it apart now.
Fuck Tina’s ideas.
Today's Caitlin Greene's birthday.
So wish her a happy birthday, today.
Doug
I love how it’s so shittily animated.
Shower < lay in bed and sleep.
I didn’t finish my homework lastnight.
Fuck.
I HAVE GROWING PAINS.
IN MY LEFT KNEE.
And it’s keeping me from sleep :(
I like
laying in the dark listening to Bon Iver.
laying on the floor listening to “Love Remains the Same” by MGMT.
the feeling of butterflies in your tummy.
the feeling of having a friend.
You.
You're acting like you have a piece of coal up...
Make it into a diamond, and pull it out.
You're not quite Satan, but I really think I hate...
I’ve been shaking all day. Non-stop. Ehh.
Goodnight.
I've got
literally the worst feeling in my stomach i’ve ever had.
I hate this all.
I want things to go back to the way they used to be.
But I mean, fuck that? Right?
It’s never going to happen.
Dear Hailey,
Stop running your mouth. You’re going to lose what little friends you have if you don’t shut up. Mhm.
Alright. See you in the morning.
Love,
Hailey.
HE SAID HE SAID UGHH
Fuck<3
:(
Hi. My name’s Hailey. School starts tomorrow, and I’ll be a freshman in highschool. I’m not looking forward to it, and quite frankly, I’m fucking scared.
Now,
THE LAST THING I NEEDED TO DO WAS EAT. God damnit.
"Man, that shit's like morphine!"
I had another headache. So I solved it.
Now I can’t move.
I just had an hour long phone conversation with Chloe, featuring Margaret.
I missed those.
Pokemon > Sleep.
Oohoohooh I go shopping laterrrr :D
Now that I got that little pissy fit outta my...
I want cupcakes.
I'm not constipated anymore.
That laxitive that I took 12 hours ago, finally worked.
2:57am
Watch Baywatch.
Attempt to shit.
Sleep.
Yeah.
Take shit < Watch KidzBop
Ihatebeingconstipated.
I walked down stairs.
I woke up Tina.
Told her I’m constipated.
Told her wanted a laxitive.
She looked at me.
Said “Hailey. You’re already bulimic! Laxitives aren’t the answer either!”
:|
I hate being constipated
Iiim gonna give youu tha besst blow jayyy evarrrrr :]
I'm scared
to go to Open House?
I didn't go to bed 'till 6.
And I tried to wake up at 10:30.
But that plan was ruined.
Mmm
I have the cramps that feel like you need to take a shit.
I want some Kit-Kats.
I started my period.
"Buildings and Vampires" by Max.
There were some buildings. These really tall buildings. And they could walk. Then there were some vampires. One of the vampires bit the tallest building, and his fangs broke off. Then all his other teeth fell out, and he started crying. And then all the other vampires said “Why are you crying? Aren’t those just your baby teeth?”, and uh, he said “No, those were my grown-up...
