August 2010
Compassionberry Tea.
All Fuckin’ Narural Snapple >;DDDD
The Great Bambino.
I’m watching the Sandlot :D
July 2010
French Anime
Ftw.
HOLY MOTHER FUCK.
I can’t move. Not an inch. I can’t sleep. I got maybe 3 hours tops? My skin is so burnt that I’m completely convinced, that I’m not tanning ever again. I’m not going out in the sun ever again. I am I’m such agonizing pain. My mom has to re-schedual my counselor appointment because it’s hurting me to even breathe. She’s having to call her friends to...
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Nick: what’s up?
Savannah: eh, Haileys throwing up..
Nick: OH MY GOSH IS SHE OKAY?!
Savannah: she’s bulimic…
Nick: ohh yeah…
Fuck having a boyfriend.
I’m just gonna marry either Ben Goldwasser or Andrew VanWyngarden. Yeahhh… That’s my plan.
It's only 2:55pm.
What the fuck. I’ve been up and working for 5 hours.
The Runaways.
That movie got me wet.
I loved it.
The Beach.
This week was amazing, but I was alone the whole time. Apart from being with Chandler, Olivia, and Summer for the few minutes I was alone. Lolololol, i r loner.
Fransisco.
Wit’ cho’ amp energy drink swimtrunk wearin’, imma date muh cousin, I don’t have good grammar, I’m Spanish, I’m from the quillette tribe, I r migga, I don’t own a green card, I have thousand siblings, greasy, I need a haircut, I breed like a mother fckin’ rabbit, I have a pool fetish, I looked stoned, I stand pretty girls up to hangout with ugly...
My loving family conversations.
Me: “you can pee out of your dick, or pee in a bag”
Dad: “well then, that takes the term ‘pencil-dick’ to a whole new level. I’ll have a catheder in all the time.”
Mom: “there goes our sex life…”
Special K Blueberry Cereal
Let’s hope I don’t throw you up, K?
Punny.
iPhone
Dear my beloved iPhone 3Gs.
I love you with all my heart, I do indeed. But you take forever to ‘backup’ and it’s taken more than 2 hours to download your 4.0 Software. You’re still downloading. I need you. I need to text Erin, to see if we’re rescheduling movie-night to one day before school starts, and I need to call Tina to see if she’ll get me some food....
Turn on the Air Conditioner on your way out.
Excuse me Satan, can you please leave my room? It’s hot as hell in here…
Folie
a psychological disorder of thought or emotion; a more neutral term than mental illness.
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