i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
Handsome princes indeed.
SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF
Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.
TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY
Didn’t you forget someone~?
“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
If you haven’t watched Shrek: The Musical yet you’re really missing out!
- Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
- Me: AYYYYY
- Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*